“I’m making an evil potion!”

“Oh, no!  Not an evil potion!”

“That’s right!  And no one can stop me!  HA! HA! HA!  First we take some acid. . .”  A laundry cap of bath water is dumped into another.  “Then we take a dragon’s tail.”

“You are such an evil scientist!”

The six year old nods wickedly then grabs the loose bath spout protector and dumps more water into the little plastic cup.  “And then the blood of Elmo! HA! HA! HA!”