“Mommy?”

“Go to bed, Henry.”

“Mommy, no.  I gonna tell you a joke!”

The cutie-pie smile is too much to resist.  Mommy sits down on the edge of the plastic car bed.  “What’s the joke?”

He crawls up to my shoulder.  “It’s a secret.”  More cutie-pie smiles.

“Okay.”

He cups his tiny hand around my ear and whispers, “Penis!”