“How do you like my socks, Mom?”  Clink. Clank. Clink. Clank.

“What did you do to them, honey?”

“I put money in them!”  Clink. Clink. Clankety-clank.

“You did?”

“Yep!  Three dollars each!”  Big grin.

“Okay. . . Go tap dance in your room then.”

Jingle. Jingle. Jingle.  He shuffles off.

The three-year-old pokes his head out.  “Hey, what’s that noise?”

“That’s money in my feet!”

And . . . scene!