“Guess what, Mom?”

“What, Henry?”

“When I was a hundred years old I had a new house and a new mom.”

“Really. When you were one hundred years old?”

“And she always gave me pancakes with lots of butter in my new house.”

“So what are you saying? Do you want butter?”

“No. Just with my new mom.”

“Uh. Okay, honey.”

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