“Frankie!  It’s time to come upstairs.”

“Let me just finish this game!”

“No, sweetie.  I gave you two warnings.  It’s time to come up.”

“BUT I DON’T WANT TO!!”

“If I have to come down there, I’m taking the Wii game away.”

“FINE!  Why do you always have to say that?”

“Because I’m your mommy.”

“Well, I’m knocking this chair over!”

Clunk.

Damn chair!