10/31/12, It went alright

Over the chatter of five little monkeys a young male’s voice booms, “I am a golden ninja warrior!  And I work with justice!”

Before the wonderful words “I work with justice” fully sink in, he shouts more.

“I’m going to the land of dragons to battle!”

Shortly after that, a lone monkey is seen skulking around the dining room batting at phantoms and growling for the next two minutes.  If this were happening on the street, someone would surly escort him to the nearest mental hospital.  At some inexplicable moment, he stops satisfied with his work and returns to the basement and the other primates.

“I’m done battling the dragons now.  It went alright . . .”

Golden Ninja Warrior


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